You know when you know someone and you know that they do not know you or even know that you know them, yet you feel like you are friends?
Yeah. Me too.
It is fun and provides plenty of awkward moments in my life...
I love awkward moments.
I seem to be a magnet for awkward/crazy/unexpected events.
My most recent one?
This:
I was walking along down a hall at school by myself. Pretty normal, right? Yeah. I was minding my own business when suddenly I hear someone shout my full name at the top of their lungs. I look up to see a girl (whom I do not really know) running towards me full speed. I think to myself "She will probably stop." and "maybe she is coming to hug me or something" before I realize "She isn't stopping. She is really close. She can't stop now! What is going on?! She is going to hit me! AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Then I instinctively throw up my arms in front of my face as if it will protect me. There was no time to think. She was closing in.
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2
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IMPACT.
She hit me full force and I flew back about ten feet, stumbled, then turned around a few times to see what had just happened. Then I actually said "What just happened?" and she replied, "Ally just happened."
And then I had a tooth mark on my knuckle from the force pushing my 'protecting hands' into my face.
And nobody saw it but me and her.
I honestly looked around as if saying "Did NO ONE see that?! That NEVER happens! That was the single most random thing that could have happened and no one even saw it?!"
There were no witnesses.
And now that my tooth mark has faded, I am even doubting myself. I seriously cannot believe that that happened. It must have been a dream or a hallucination or something...
But it wasn't.
Story of my life.
random, unexpected, painful, hilarious, unbelievable.
-Ally
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