I know this really cool person. Her name is Ali.
Ali and Ally= Al(ly)i.
Ali has a really complicated problem with carbohydrates. So does Ally. This means that we were meant to be the closest of friends!
Here is what I think about you, Ali...
You are an excellent friend to everyone and everyone wants to be your friend. You are the life of the party and you can make any situation better! I like your name (it's my favorite name). I love how you actually ask questions about diabetes and I feel that you genuinely care. You are real and I don't think that your smile has ever been missing from your beautiful face! I pat my fat Native American women each morning and it makes me happy because only an exclusive member of the package club could know how much I love it! Thank you for being so kind and funny all the time! And thanks for introducing me to "drugs"!
Sincerely,
The other Al(ly)i
Well my daring Al(ly)i.
ReplyDeleteI am sincerely glad that we are still friends, even though you found out about our familys having that great and terrible war in heaven, over who got me (ali not ally). But my family came out conquerer and therefore i was born first. but your parents still wanted "me" in their lives so they names you after me.
i'm glad we were not torn apart from your jealousy.
also thanks for the post. I am going to print it and frame it in my bedroom. no joke. if you could see my face there is no smile apon it. instead a look of utter and complete sirius-ness (spelled like sirius black)
also i'm your women next time you need da "druggies" and a huggies. (like a hug not the diapers)
xoxo ali the conquerer
I don't think that I've ever had a more exciting comment!
ReplyDeleteI know that I am extremely disappointed that your parents won in that epic wizarding battle in heaven, but it's alright because we are friends! I am really excited that you just invented a new word that is a great one! (siriusness) I love that you remember Harry even though you are describing your facial expression! There is no one like you.
I will most likely be needing more of those huggies and druggies soon!
XooxxOXXoxo i(yl)lA